| My name is Mark Baumer. I built this website. I am not sure why I built this website. I am a person. I have other websites. This site is sort of a portfolio, but also a fansite for Nicolas Cage. I was born in the Midwest. My mother worked at Wendy's. My father worked in a prison. Mom brought home toys from work. I played with the toys. Dad sometimes talked about a crippled black man in a wheelchair. Somewhere in the third year of my life I was put in a u-haul and we left Indiana. The Midwest was forgotten. My dad drove the u-haul to a different place and most of the Midwest fell out of me. Three days of my life were spent living on the floor of a u-haul truck. At the end of the third day I woke up in Maine. Fifteen years of my life were inside Maine. I played Little League and Peewee Hockey. I hit some home runs. I scored some goals. High school was an average experience. After high school I probably went to college, etc... |
